THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT EVER IN MY LIFE!
Dear,
I'm so much Proud of myself!
Yes, with a capital P, I; indeed; am!
Yesterday, I had the most Courageous, Brave, Grown-up attitude ever!
I was in a haste..
Just coming out of Bin 7omran building, as I visited my dentist..
Was really mind-occupied about the next check-up appointment..
Which is today..
Reminiscing & thinking over & over again..
About the jokes my dentist & I cracked together!
That was a lot of fun!
I just LOVE the guy! :D
Remembered that I noticed a white cotton trousers I liked in ZARA the day before..
But couldn't stop to check it out as I was again, in a haste!
So I decided to go & buy it to cheer myself up..
Stepped out of the car..
Marched trottingly to the crystal clear "Automatic Doors" of the gate..
With my eyes fixed on the lingerie that were on the shop window of La Senza..
AAAND BAAAAANGGGGGG!!!!
STUPIDLY HIT THE DOOR AND BOUNCED BACK!!!!
I DID BANG AGAINST THE AUTOMATIC DOORS,
WITH ALL THE RUSH I HAD IN MY BODY!
AND BOUNCED BACK!
Guys,
That was just as if you were sitting calmly mind-absorbed..
And an icy bucket of water was poured down at you!!
That moment the door slide opened - Goodmorning!!- and I, in a gigantic surprise yelled at the salesman who rushed out of Nine West to check the tremendous clash bam I caused..
I was like: "I DIDN'T SEE IT!!!"
Courageously, entered the ZARA show room to find EVERYONE, around 30 human beings, men, ladies & kids, frozen staring at me!!!!!
It was as if I paused a scene in a movie or something!!!
Everyone was looking frozen in a shock, no move, no sound..
I continued walking to the stair case with my eyes on the floor till I met the supervisor in front of me, there I HAD to say something..
So I said: "Kont ra7 a3mellakom crisis barrah!!" and smiled half-laughing drowned in embarrassment!
He was like: "7amdillah 3assalameh! inty mnee7a???? Sar elik ta3weed 3anna halla2!" trying to sound funny that bastard!!!
I said I'm Ok & moved to the 2nd floor, quickly grabbed the pants, payed for it & rushed out while ALL the salesmen were "Monshake7een" smiling at me!!!!
OK that was just a major public display of courage..
But it was too the last time I ever step a foot in ZARA AlTa7liah!
I'm not going there; not in the next 20 years!
Not untill they change all their staff & supervisor!!
Oh, and by the way, I WAS NOT OK!!!!!!
I hurt my toetips..
The right side of my face was totally numbed..
I still have a bump in my eyebrow..
And my ego is burning as hell!!!!
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